Pies take precedent.
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Postage ? Thatāll be delivery. A liveried footman will have wrapped them in brown paper and twine and then summoned a carter to transport them westward on a day of Mattās choosing. Cheap at half the price !
VB
Nice.
WANK
Jim.This pieās in Ilford. Can you nip down, have a bite & report back?
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He could clear the room with a tactical guff than sneak a bite
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That would destroy the pie before he could take a bite though. Even water from Lourdes canāt bind it together that much. Even if he faces the other way, itās gonna pressurise the room.
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This one is Ā£3500 with Brandy butter. And 2 shots of Cognac Ā£800.
Created by Chef Ben Tish of the Salt Yard Group.
Iāve had that cognac. Itās all about the bottle Iām afraid.
Kosher mince pies.
Please tell me thatās before they went into the oven?
Ā£18.90 for 6 mince-fucking-pies!!! 
What the Actual Living Fuck!
And you cunts whine about what fucking hifi costs!!!
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I like the Rapeometer at the bottom of the page.
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Sir!, This is serious business . What you may note ici, is unbridled commitment, striving for truth through passion and sacrificeā¦ Go hard or go home.
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You commitment, dearheart, is not in question.
You committal is perhaps a livelier subject for debateā¦
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Amusing to see Mail readers getting upset about the use of holy water & whale vomit in these pies. Iād have expected them to be made of sterner stuff. (the Mail readers that is, not the pies)
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The rational is as follows: Ā£20 will not change my life. An epic mince pie may send ripples of positivity throughout mankind. Butterfly flaps itās wing etcā¦
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Want me to send a box of Gailās down?
Edit: oh they do delivery, you can sort it yourself then 
Hard to believe the friendship shown on this place. Offering to send Gailās box to Matt is above and beyond.
Much kudos to you, Adam 
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Wonderful! Pies by post! The community rallies! Right thinking men come to the fore.
Edit Oh, bollox
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