Dirty bastards.
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Thanks Ritchie, they are really good 
. I’m pacing myself though. No more than 2 per day !
VB
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’ The fuckers don’t have any idea it’s us ! Soon we will have enough mince pie crusts to feed the entire nation ! ’
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You’re a better man than I!
A bit of crust here and there all seems innocent enough, but remember these fuckers do this ALL DAY LONG.
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Genuine LOL! 
Even though I don’t like mince pies, I’ve had ten so far this season. I’ve two more waiting for me at work tomorrow as well. They’ll be gone by 10am.
Is it the influence of this thread?
Ahaaaaaa ! Now it all becomes clear. The nuclear activity is simply a distraction. How can we have been so stupid ?!
VB
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Not really. I’m a pig.
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Then again …
VB
That’s the ticket for me , a forgotten moment, an accident , this is learning
Through the lens of the humble mince pie dark truths become illuminated.
International crust conspiracy, Bi-sexual Cleopatra, Royal fake foo pie, How to fuck a cup of Tea, breast milk butter, Heston confirmed as bonafide minge, Sade’s minge, the importance of lids, OD=over dusting, a slice is not a pie, Nigella has a potty mouth, crumbling a pie on ice cream is the gateway to Beelzebub
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My colleague went out at lunchtime, texted to ask if I wanted pie and I replied in the affirmative. He turned up with this bag…
…And immediately alarm bells started to ring. What do the French know about seasonal British fayre? I asked myself. Well I opened the bag and found the answer; nothing because gentlemen of the Abattoir, here we have the minced croissant. Yes, it is a thing. I’m just about to call HR…
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Cut to the chase: go round with a can of petrol and “have a word”.
I absolutely love PAUL, but that is heinous.
It’s another baked quim although this time not Sade, but Vanessa Feltz
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Commiserations 
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Ah. You see the thing is that you must be wrong. Because this is how we do it in France. So that must be the right way to do it. And any other way would be the wrong way, yes ?
VB