Haha, I’ve just noticed the flatiron in the background. DO WHAT MUST BE DONE.
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I went to a nice bakery today, do they do mince pies? “No, sorry, we are German.”
Brexit? Bring it.
If you smell any tuna, back away
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I can see a face in that thing,I’d bin it
There’s a Paul’s opposite my company’s office in High Holborn. Everything I’ve ever had from there, despite being frog, has tasted absolutely fecking delish.
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I have to say, it was fantastic! Fuck all to do with a mince pie but bloody good. Wrong end of the day really…
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Looks like some other fellas been there first. 
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Yeah full of sweet jizz…
I would do my best Mr. Creosote impression in there with enough time and money.
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that’ll be crème pâtissière…
Kate just about to start on homemade batch number 2
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No, more like a marmalade with added fruit. It was good but the croissant itself was really fantastic. It would be very good for breakfast on Christmas morning. 
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Post pies or fuck off. 
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You’re a warming splash, etc etc.
I used to have to fix their EPOS machines (electronic tills) a few years back. Always fun having to work on a system that’s all in French. Gits.
Gîtes.
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Try Aldi and Lidl.
You do realise that those little white bits are lard? 
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