The Mince Pie Thread

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767

:grinning:

768

I misread that as suet.

VB

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769

Zoot alors!, turn away from this thread for a day to discover Wayward has gone full French. There is such a thing as a minge pie, seemingly it comes with some sort of pre menstrual jelly. PMACā€™s blissful isolation has a downside in the form of substandard off the shelf pies. Worse still no one knows what the white shit is in the jar - I fear the hand of Kim Jong-il is in play.

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770

Is the white stuff jizz from beyond the DMZ?

771

From beyond DMT

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772

Anything is possible if he can infiltrate the bastion of decency that is F&M and nick all their finest crimpage. jizzing in jars may well be part of his culturally destabilizing Christmas campaign

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773

Zut

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774

Iā€™m trying my best to control things :tired_face::

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775

whereā€™s the marmalade?

776

About 7 miles away.

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777

Fuck.

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778

I think you could recover the situation by stuffing as many of them in your face asap.

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779

Max run off chew :yum:

780

I quite like the caramelised dark bitsā€¦just dust with some icing sugar.

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781

3 out of 12 is a shameful ratio. Iā€™m depressed.

782

Still way better than Kipling.

783

Severe ā€œdustingā€ could save the day.

784

Damned with faint praise. :sleepy:

785

Iā€™d eat them :rabbit2:

786

Feckin rightā€¦the chewy bits are ace :+1:

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