Lockdown pasteis
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Freshly cooked from a Portuguese run cafe in Villereal, ignore the kitchen timer, this photo was also taken for a family joke
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Ooh, that looks nice!
Extremely. We waited around for the next batch to be made and took 10 home.
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10 warm de nattas, a gentleman’s start to the week.
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FTFY
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There will be sanctions.
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Looks alright. How do they taste though?
The Seagul craps from a great height. His sanctions are undesirable in the extreme. I hope they serve to correct this frozen lapse in taste.
PHASE 1:
- You will be sent 44-187 records per day - Each batch worse then the next
- Your postman will begin to dislike delivering, things will be lost, cards will not be left
- Charity shops will refuse your offerings
- Every once in a while you may think ‘Oh I’ll give that a listen’ - IT WILL BE UNLISTENABLE
- Records will accrue everywhere in the home… you will be arrested for fly tipping
- You may feature on a hoarders program, but they will withdraw when you offer them a frozen wrongun
- The council will start to issue warning letters - You won’t get them the postman has the right hump
- You may start to wonder where it all went wrong? (The RSPCA come in to rescue pets and not you)
- Delirium will set in you will feel the eyes of James Last follow you everywhere
- You will admit your wrongs and begin to make amends noting your grave errors and commence attendance in a Portuguese pastry support group. .
PHASE 2
is a bit like the above but involves Boamigo’s and really tight lace trousers.
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Nice crispy pastry. Confectionery custard inside - wasn’t impressed with that tbh. We ate them hot which was stupid. I asked Kerri if they were uncooked before they went in the oven - she didn’t know 
. She didn’t know how much they were either. Was all a bit of a nause’ really…
There are three left, so will try again.
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A-ha!
Its a pain in the arse to get to our closest Waitrose so I’ll have to give them a miss.
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