Sooooooo fucking good…
They look absolutely superb.
I enjoyed an early afternoon glass of Port with Pasteis in Lisbon.
I recommend it.
Stunningly good.
I guess you’ll have taken a couple of boxes of Mr K’s cherry bakewells with you to offer to the shopkeepers, by way of showing them that the Brits have some skills too …
Have you sampled from Fábrica da Nata yet?
Not yet.
Oh they’re supposed to be served warm… who knew
You’re going to be 50% pasteis by the end of this trip
Q: Where are you going on holiday?
A:Custard Safari
Q: What do you hope to see?
A:Custard
Q: Will there be a language barrier?
A: Nothing will stop the Custard
Q: Do you go in for itineraries ?
A: Custard, custard, custard
Q: Hummm, in terms of holiday high points can you describe the euphoric pleasure of the Portuguese twilight laced with the scent of Jasmine, perhaps you look up to the blackening sky and see a shooting star and immediately look to confirm your soul mate saw it too.
A: Look mate - Custard
And thus another sexual euphemism is coined…
/2Unlimited
And your point is ?
Belem tomoz