Is that Mario Balotelli’s camel?
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My favourite fish are Sole.
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Definite coq au vin.
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Dreadful but funny all in one 
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*A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a nice restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
A waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead.
She watched the woman slide all the way down and totally out of sight under the tablecloth, while the man continued to stare straight ahead.
Worried this behaviour might offend other diners, the waitress then went over and, tactfully whispered to the man: "Pardon me, but I think your wife just slid under the table.
The man calmly looked up and said: “No, she didn’t … she just walked in the restaurant”.
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