I remember you telling me the other night, Can they use What 3 Words?
I think they have to follow the satnav route they get.
Luckily he normally recognises our name and ignores the map
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How to look like a total cunt?
Sorry mate, I can only see this as a good thing - obvious intention is to get you to BYOBoxes - less material waste, greener, good 
Dyson is a monumental cunt, anything by him should be in the cockpunching thread 
My comment was on the need for this.
Driver that did that will infuriate BreakEvrithing bosses - they’re used to being able to reward their own failures by selling your undelivered parcels off at auction…
Fair enough - my eyes are too fucked, I thought they were selling the egg boxes individually.
And yes, this is what we’ve been driven to by 12 years of tory cunts.
Shortages due to avian flu.
They aren’t rationed, but can be bought in smaller quantities.
Due to supermarkets wanting to pay less than cost
This is great news. I’ll keep an eye on the dedicated Dyson skip down at the recycling centre. Should be some in there before christmas.
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One for @pmac
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Some cunt stole my umbrella. So I thought fuck it, I’ll buy a storm proof fucker…
Mine is the Cyclone variant.
I am looking forward to testing it out.
You do have an overview of obscure corners of the interwebs that I thought had ceased to exist - WalkingSticks dot co dot uk indeed!
True story - my Mrs has one phobia, and one alone: umbrellas. Won’t get under one, certainly won’t hold one. True story.
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My mate Finchy 60 years old, tough as nails, mad as a hatter - has a phobia of marbles. He’s reduced to a gibbering wreck. He happily confirms this and NO-ONE (living) has ever checked him out.
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I have the Fulton Stormshield, it’s now 6 years old and used regularly on daily dog walks. It has never blown inside out although has acted as a drag parachute and its larger size offers great protection. I wouldn’t have any other brand.
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Ha! Mine too. Can’t even bear to look at one folded up in the corner of the cupboard.
Great fin can be had with my self-erecting golf brolly. I honestly thought she was the only one.
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I’ll be damned, I’ve never encountered anyone else with this phobia!
Her hands flap and she runs on the spot if you poke her with one and will run a mile if you try and put an open one over her head.
Truly fucking weird. It’s the stretched fabric , makes her think of frog’s toes. Her words.
As I said…fucking weird.
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