Liars led by donkeys?
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Which animal has a cunt half way up its back…
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A policeman’s horse
A private key of “4” eh?
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Happy Birthday @pmac
Have a great day 
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Yep, Many Happy Returns Paul!
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Have a nice birthday Paul
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Happy birthday Paul ! It looks like you’ve got nicer weather than we have down here 
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Have a good one Paul.
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Happy birthday Paul, have a good one 
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Happy birthday Paul, hope you have a great day.
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Happy birthday Paul! 
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Happy birthday Paul.
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Thanks for the birthday wishes guys, at 69 I don’t advertise the fact nowadays but as usual @murrayjohnson spilled the beans 
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I had a really interesting exchange with this guy on Twitter 2-3 years ago. Learned a lot and realised there are a number of different proofs needed to establish the age of pub.
He was funny about the Old Trip to Jerusalem which he said wasn’t even the oldest pub in Nottingham!
Happy (nearly belated) birthday Paul, hope it’s been / is still a good one!
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Happy belated birthday Paul.
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I have two spare invites for my subscription to The Guardian. If you want unlimited free access to pinko leftie bilge then drop me a PM with your email address. First in, best dressed and no lurkers please.
Edit: all gone now
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Today in “bedding where a double/king size version is unlikely to be necessary”,