Things that suck (mumsnet: vacuum cleaners)

Bought my first Dyson vacuum and getting very excited about it arriving tomorrow.

#adult

They’re crap, and he’s a cunt.

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oh thanks ruin my dreams and goals

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Don’t worry. He probably just doesn’t like the hinges on it.

Not to say that Dyson himself isn’t a cunt tho.

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#Fail

Should have bought a Shark.

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Our last Shark was a piece of shit, Dyson FTW.

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Also shit

Miele for the win

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Sebo > Miele.

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This.

When I was closer to the subject and worked for a local hospice we often got donated vacuum cleaners.
95% of which didn’t work.
The majority donated were Dyson and Shark

Get a Henry. Professional cleaners use them because they are powerful and last for ever.

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Causation vs correlation.

I imagine because they sell 20x more.

Henry for large areas, Sebo for in room.

Or Vorverk. Although second hand not new as very expensive.

Hoover wars

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Shark are the business, as for Henry type cylinder vacs. they are fucking useless if you have a spaniel who sheds around half a bushel of hair a day.

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Our DC04 HEPA filter Dyson must be at least 13yrs old now.
Brilliant vacuum. Never missed a beat.
Wouldnt but a new one though.

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Thought about fooing it up a bit? Audioquest 12m cable and mundorf caps

No

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