tell them to think out of the box, for some blue sky thinking. If you can’t cope ask them for a thought shower to help you out.
Don’t forget to tell them you are happy to play in the mud to get the job done.
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Try not to nod off.
VB
Every time someone speaks tell them you’ll have to unpack that comment.
Everytime someone finishes speaking, look thoughtful then slightly down on them, then make notes and smile.
Corporate icebreaker activity introduction FTW.
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Call them a bunch of clueless cunts, they’ll respect your honesty.
Just go in your pants.
I’ll have you know I’ve even put a shirt on.
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Overkill 
Cancelling contents insurance. Arranging new H&C insurance. Sorting out the gas and leccy. Getting seen by a surgeon to arrange for him to rip off half my toe nail. Packing, packing and more packing and generally getting in a strop about the house move tomorrow.
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1/ Collecting firewood, 2/ Dismantling two pallets and picking up the truck from it’s MOT.
Very pleased because the truck just needed a new fog lamp (the original was damaged and hanging only by the electrical leads).
The local garage charged just £11.42 for a new fog lamp and fitting less than £20
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Travelling to Spain for work.
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Your lot announced a massive increase in profits today. Is your trip a reward? 
is thought shower the new PC word for brainstorm ?
It’s what happens when Trump remembers his trip to Moscow.
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Driving.
640 Mile round trip to do a job which took less than 10 minutes.
10h 15m. £100 of diesel.
FML
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Was the mince pie any good?
Video conferencing?
