Wind has died down a bit. First crossing was ok ish. Just about to go on second one now
Looking after a moderately small child who cannot go to school today due to impetigo. Does rather hamper my plans for a marathon wanking session.
You shouldn’t do that - it might cause skin conditions which could be contagious… ![]()
Explains @AmDismal
marathon wanking session.
They’re called Snickers these days
Sometimes sniggers
Jury service day 4 verdict day - Very interesting stuff.
Where are you doing it? Exeter?
Jury service day 4 verdict day - Very interesting stuff.
Crimes against mince pies?
Yes - Missed out on the large case last week - But did get a good insight into the court process
Environmental hiss concerns in Tavi
I shall have to watch Spotlight.
If all that works without a hitch, I’ll be amazed.
I’m amazed.
Car passed its test
Lou had her eye test and ordered new specs
Lou had her hair cut
Dogs had their annual check up, boosters and kennel cough nasal thingy
Dogs went to the groomers and look great
Bought a months worth of shopping, including much drink
Ferries were fine going, but the sea is getting up now and the last leg from Yell to Fetlar was very lumpy
Home now, much poorer and knackered, but happy it all worked fine.
Awesome result all round 
Particularly happy about the car. 12 years old now and passed its MOT first time, every time.
Can’t ask for more than that Paul
I’m thinking of applying to become a magistrate.
Apart from the public service aspect of it, I look forward to pissing off Royal Mail, who would be legally obliged to give me the time off to cover my beak duties…
I went to listen to a big stereo. It went loud. Over the weekend, I shall look at the big book of approved journo cliches and phrases and consult my inky black pantone chart and string some sentences together about it.
Did you have to listen to Floyd, or is the back panel ironic?
It’s speaker placement instructions.
