Just got back from the National Theatre after seeing Anias Michelle’s Hadestown. Brilliant.
Trying to poach an egg. Fucking impossible.
You numpty 
Photo shopped video. 
About to embark on my birthday ‘treat’ which appears to be a 10 mile walk with a chance of beer half way around 
Just skip the walk, use the time saved for more beer!
There may be a surprise on the walk, always think positive.
The surprise is that there’s no beer. ![]()
Happy birthday Wayne.
Happy birthday Wayne, have a nice walk 
Have a goodie Wayne. Who needs alcohol to celebrate, anyway ?
struggling this morning, even a lovely full English at Fortnum and Mason isn’t helping.
I knew starting with a 57% gin in a Gibson last night was going to have an impact.
Happy Birthday Wayne. It looks a bit windy for walking, but hey ho …
VB
He’s more aerodynamic than most on here
Troo dat
VB
I just dropped off the seven year old at a superhero-themed party. Turns out that not only were the kids there dressed as superheroes, but all the grown-ups were. They had also taped some protection around the stuff in their living room and obscured the windows.
I made a sharp exit.
Snap,I say snap but it was an egg McMuffin I had
Half way. Very windy and muddy. However pint and chip butty incoming.