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A season ticket between Swindon and Reading would probably cost more and provide an equally opulent experience
Buy her some new speakers?
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You could just have an evening where she gets your undivided attention, her favourite film, bottle of wine and you.
Sorry, I really should read all of the post before i comment 
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Mr Rotivator, tilling the soil with 750W of PURE EARTHMOVING POWA!
Does she need a new hoover, lawnmower or iron? Something to stop her being bored.
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Not doing very much, slowly.
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We havenāt stayed married for 27 years by doing this kind of nonsense 
Actually 2/3 of those would workā¦
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Pretty sure BP stations will open today
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Petrol station flowers, box of maltesers and a litre of screen wash 
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Get up early, nick some daffodils from the nearest park and make her breakfast in bed.
Slip 2 or 3 Temazepam into her drink and enjoy the *calming effect when you tell her thatās all sheās getting.
*or slightly less rage perhaps
5 litres, ready mixed you tightwad 
Have you thought about buying more than two records?
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Iām not made of money 
dance the fandango or better still hire someone to do the dance.
Unfortunately for you i am at work tomorrow. I couldnāt come today as its my wedding anniversary
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Happy anniversary !
VB
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I haz been a winemaker !
Due to a supply issue with ale malt (temporary but ill timed), I decided to make up a wine kit. All my usual equipment can be used, so why not.
3 litres of concentrated grape must, toasted oak chips, and treated water. Should produce about 20 bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon.
While the fermentation should be short, the aging will mean Iāll be bottling it in September, drinking in December. Time will tell.
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Scaramouche scaramouche!
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Congrats. Does this mean youāre available tomorrow then? 
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