My uncle was a barber from leaving school at 15 to retiring at 60-odd. For the first couple of years he worked for a man who had a gents salon and a ladies one. He said that working the gents was fine but working the ladies, as a good-looking lad with a chatty manner, he pretty much needed his trousers sewn on. Shampooing the old dears seemed to do something dangerous to them.
VB
Welcome back mate.
Good to see you using spikes for best plant growth.
Gardner’s Question Time were taking about the importance of coupling the trough only the other day,
Don’t spikes decouple?
No they don’t, God I wasted my years pontificating about this on the Wam 
WASTED
Friday night Kev. It’s what they’re for.
VB
Rubbish! You LOVE a spot of pontificating - you were in your element.
We all were…
Eggs for breakfast, now chilling with feet up, drinking coffee while I read the paper and listen to records. Pretty good morning so far. 
Heading to Brighton to pick up wife’s new / remodelled ring(s) and hopefully have a wee chat with @Kevin.
Brighton is a broad church 
With some decent surgeons by the sound of it
or tattoo artists…apparently, according to the huffpost anal tattooing was going to be the next new thing back in 2012, sounds to me it might now be mainstream now.
Google for this in private, what you might see cannot be unseen
No thank you, I’ll happily remain ignorant of the particular fad.
Surely anal bleaching is where it’s at these days?
Soooo last year daaaarlink.
