“Où est le ketchup Heinz, mon ami mangeur-de-fromage singe-redditionnel…?”
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Bought a cheap JVC 32" Roku TV for the bedroom and it’s fantastic. Bought a Roku when they came out about 15yrs ago and impressed with how fast and easy it is to use.
Nobody was doing it, so I avoided singling myself out
Trying to learn how our new car that we picked up yesterday works. Biggest challenge was how to get the charger cable out. Pressing random stuff worked eventually.
Now sat in the NEC waiting for Snow Patrol to come on.
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Generally unlock with the keyfob and remove it fairly quickly or it will latch again.
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Will let you know tomorrow 
Try locking and unlocking again.
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Unlocking and unplugging immediately worked. Will try again later.
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On my EV works van, clicking the unlock button twice releases the charging cable and it doesn’t re-lock.
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Hiding the porn since the wife is en route back from NI.
Also nearly getting a nasty dog bite. There is a ground floor flat in the estate on the opposite side of the road that has two malamutes and on my morning stroll I saw one of them wandering around on its own at the opposite end of the estate. I went and knocked at their door and at this point his mate decided to see what I tasted like.
As it was he only put a hole in my jeans but he evidently has sharp chompers 
Trying to think of the sitcom (Coupling maybe) where you had to nominate a porn mate so if anything happened to you a mate would come round and get rid of the stash before your parents accessed your flat.
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A while back a mate who bounces from calamity to disaster popped to the shops leaving his browser open - His wife jumped on to buy something on Amazon and clicked an open tab a the top which revealed some rouge kinky business.
My friend was none the wiser at the time and wondered why his wife was being more ‘experimental’ to the point of it worrying him. He asked her where it was all coming from and she said ‘I thought that’s what you like,’ and told him the tale.
I suspect this is a non standard reaction and have therefor not attempted to replicate.
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The difficult “porn = fantasy which only occasionally translates well into reality” conversation…
Most-especially a double-edged sword if you find out she’s WAY more into it than you are…
Zoinks! 
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In the meantime a mate of mine who is staying with his wife and in laws in Japan sent me a small parcel of Japan trinkets. The snake card was made by his wife’s grandmother, year of the snake and all that. I particularly like the pre inked Japan stamp.
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Yes, that’s it, thanks both. I’ve never spent so much time reading a “how it works “ booklet for any car we’ve had.
BTW, it’s a Skoda Enyaq 85 Coupe.
Got it on a finance plan.
Probably should be in the car thread instead of here.
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On my monthly shopping trip to Lerwick and managed to get the car unloaded in daylight for the first time this year.
Might not sound much to you but it’s huge to me. Unloading a dozen or more heavy bags from the car in the dark with two hyper mutts trying to help is not fun.
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Another day, another walk. Grey to begin with, clearing later. GPS consensus was 14km and about 600m ascent.
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Sitting in our new to us motorhome, which is orders of magnitude bigger than @BobC ‘s Landie conversion, and utterly failing to identify somewhere even vaguely practical to put a turntable… 
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