He be too busy minding his Farmers.
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Seducing burgers is his main skill!
Buying a new phone charger, as mine tried to fry my phone.
Aching 
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Stopping myself from murdering staff.
That lentil soup is out of date
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Cycling round Black Park…
Have you considered a management role at Govia?
I think I may have failed in my task 
Going to the hairdresser and looking at the crap in the local auction house (including some horrible old Leak and Castle Richmond speakers).
One day left ?
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Sitting at my desk feeling depressed and suicidal, and my upper left wisdom tooth has decided to ache like fuck just to add the icing on the cake of woe. 
Good job I’m not an Arsenal fan as well.
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Just think of all the good things you have. Lovely dog, great system, and when you get home, you can use some nice red mouthwash/painkiller.
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You sound just like my mother.
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mmm… You seemed to have your hands full Monday morning when I came through at about 6:30…
Take them out for a beer. 
Ah yes. Very interesting for a while 