Safety BBQ plonk
Plastic pint pot? WTF?
No glasses outside cos you have to negotiate a fairly steep set of stairs to the beer garden, and this one time…
is actually Natural Born Helles
oh plastic cups cos some tosser called Ed Sheeran has fucked up all of Cardiff
I thought you were going to see Ed!
Currently en route to Kentucky with a box of straws
Back home, and in the doghouse, so I’m joining you mate…
Oops ! Didn’t end too well then ?