What's in my advent calendar today

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Day 3 was shaving gel. Day four was more shower gel.

Fuck You! Grooming Essentials.

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Could be worse. If you were @Rob998 your ‘Grooming Essentials’ would include a hoof pick, a curry comb and whatever horse people use for ‘dagging’.

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I’m expecting Ghislaine Maxwell to appear from behind door #13…

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Pretty certain that you can drink that :+1:

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and intimate razor?

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They send one every year. If their speakers improve at the rate of the advent calendars, the next ones are going to be amazing.

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Very good selection

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I’ll intimate razor you to the foot of the stairs in a minute…

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He’s not allowed to dag it and shag it these days, it’s so unaustralian now.

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not this Shag Dag Rag, then?

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Bonobo-Migration

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I received some ‘cooling gel’ today. I know not what it is for, save for the fact you need to avoid getting it in your eyes and wash your hands carefully after usage. I might bin it, being cool enough as it is.

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I must have some in my eyes as I clearly can’t post in the correct thread.

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go have I’ll send you a sample of chilli :hot_pepper: I made…and you’ll find a use.

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Yesterday’s LAGER LAGER LAGER

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Today’s.

I think I’ve had one of these before, probably in a previous month’s selection box.

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I got some nail clippers. Yay… :unamused:

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Personal Urethral Scraper tomorrow?

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Never has the word ‘personal’ felt so superfluous to a product description.

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Thankfully I have not experienced the scraper. Pretty sure that hospitals wouldn’t use a new one each time though. I am afraid to Google to find out.