Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

[ICHM]

Too much Naim

Tom Tom Audio

Cockpunch to Naim dealers and their obsession with making people think they need more Naim boxes.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Show us on the doll where the hifi dealer touched you, Bob. We’re here to help…

Beats me why all you forum-dwelling tards think hifi dealers are possessed of magical abilities to make grown-men buy things they don’t want?

And why just hifi dealers? I never see this childish, paranoid gibberish directed towards car dealers, fridge merchants, telly-pimps, etc.

It’s just ordinary people trying to make a living selling things to other ordinary people.

[Waxy]

Dealers deal, they don’t push.

Edit: and by that I mean that I have mentally already spent the money when I walk into a shop. I am to blame for the emptiness of my wallet, not the lardy reprobate behind the counter.

[clap]

Spoken like a true HiFi dealer.

[TMC]

Wouldn’t that require him to actually sell something?

[freefallrob]

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion

fridge merchants

We have 3 fridge/freezers in our kitchen, bastard white goods sellers and their foo…

[MrKettle]

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion

Beats me why all you forum-dwelling tards think hifi dealers are possessed of magical abilities to make grown-men buy things they don’t want?

Bob owns Shakti. Three of them. That’s why.

[Ciderpig]

Spoilsport

[sjs]

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion

selling things to other ordinary people.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

@clap

Spoken like a true HiFi dealer.

If you’d said “Spoken like a true cunt.” I’d be forced to agree, but a true hifi dealer just sucks it all up and cracks-on kissing-arse in the faint hope of ingratiating themselves

[cragger]

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion

And why just hifi dealers? I never see this childish, paranoid gibberish directed towards car dealers, fridge merchants, telly-pimps, etc.

Because this is a hifi forum, yo. You are Satan.

If we were on a Miele owners club forum, all the dealers would be hated and the advice would be to kerb crawl to find your new white goods.

FUCK THE SYSTEM.

[pmac]

@cragger

Because this is a hifi forum

[cragger]

In a loose sense it is sort of a hifi forum.

[coco]

@cragger

Because this is a hifi forum, yo.

Lol, you really think that, don’t you.

[cragger]

@coco

Lol, you really think that, don’t you.

And I like Cadbury chocolate.

[coco]

@cragger

@coco

Lol, you really think that, don’t you.

And I like Cadbury chocolate.

You’re all about the fail, aren’t you.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

@cragger

And I like Cadbury chocolate.

Aren’t you also a fan of Sony’s paperweight and doorstop range of Unplifiers and CDStorers?

[chelseadave]

And getting free stuff…

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Who isn’t a fan of that?

[cragger]

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion

Aren’t you also a fan of Sony’s paperweight and doorstop range of Unplifiers and CDStorers?

Yeah, pretty much.