Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

Are you going to tell your boss, or feign ignorance when he sees your feeble attempt at panel beating?

Iā€™ll just fess up in the morning, Iā€™m too honest.

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I would too. Much as Iā€™d love to brazen it out, Iā€™m utterly shit at lying.

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Is that what the Mrs tells you?

just destroy the whole lot to hide the evidence of the crash

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No, unfortunately I am all too aware of it. Ruled out a glittering career in politics or law.

Blame the guy who canā€™t speak English.

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I bought a Co-op New York Deli sandwich earlier on, from the reduced section (no pounds and fucking seventy nine pence!) for my lunch tomorrow.

Except I know itā€™s in the fridge. And I canā€™t stop thinking about it sitting there, just waiting to be eatenā€¦

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if itā€™s anything like our co-op, stuff that makes it to the reduced fridge is already festering

Date doesnā€™t actually run out till tomorrow. Ours is great.

Mmmm pastramiā€¦

eat it, Eat it, Eat it, Eat it, EAT IT, EAT IT !

You know you want to.

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Pastrami farts in bedā€¦

And itā€™s goneā€¦

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Claire can enjoy it too then.

Oh no !

You should have savored the sweet anticipation.

Youā€™ll miss it tomorrow, now.

Was lovely, not festering like southern softies Co-op stuff.

Oh well, will have to have a Gents pie instead. Lifeā€™s a Bitchā€¦ :grin:

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/ā€™ā€™/best+pie+shop+in+wigan/data=!4m5!4m4!1m0!1m2!1m1!1s0x487b0e3f00444add:0x6311853086e7ffe7?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiguLem9rrbAhUIbRQKHUzsBIgQ9RcwAHoECAEQCA

In case you get lost as a scouser.

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Cheers mate. :joy:

Looks like this, you will need cash, as they donā€™t do tick.

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