Are you going to tell your boss, or feign ignorance when he sees your feeble attempt at panel beating?
Iāll just fess up in the morning, Iām too honest.
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I would too. Much as Iād love to brazen it out, Iām utterly shit at lying.
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Is that what the Mrs tells you?
just destroy the whole lot to hide the evidence of the crash
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No, unfortunately I am all too aware of it. Ruled out a glittering career in politics or law.
Blame the guy who canāt speak English.
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I bought a Co-op New York Deli sandwich earlier on, from the reduced section (no pounds and fucking seventy nine pence!) for my lunch tomorrow.
Except I know itās in the fridge. And I canāt stop thinking about it sitting there, just waiting to be eatenā¦
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if itās anything like our co-op, stuff that makes it to the reduced fridge is already festering
Date doesnāt actually run out till tomorrow. Ours is great.
Mmmm pastramiā¦
eat it, Eat it, Eat it, Eat it, EAT IT, EAT IT !
You know you want to.
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Pastrami farts in bedā¦
And itās goneā¦
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Claire can enjoy it too then.
Oh no !
You should have savored the sweet anticipation.
Youāll miss it tomorrow, now.
Was lovely, not festering like southern softies Co-op stuff.
Oh well, will have to have a Gents pie instead. Lifeās a Bitchā¦ 
https://www.google.com/maps/dir/āā/best+pie+shop+in+wigan/data=!4m5!4m4!1m0!1m2!1m1!1s0x487b0e3f00444add:0x6311853086e7ffe7?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiguLem9rrbAhUIbRQKHUzsBIgQ9RcwAHoECAEQCA
In case you get lost as a scouser.
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Cheers mate. 
