Are you going to tell your boss, or feign ignorance when he sees your feeble attempt at panel beating?
Iāll just fess up in the morning, Iām too honest.
I would too. Much as Iād love to brazen it out, Iām utterly shit at lying.
Is that what the Mrs tells you?
just destroy the whole lot to hide the evidence of the crash
No, unfortunately I am all too aware of it. Ruled out a glittering career in politics or law.
Blame the guy who canāt speak English.
I bought a Co-op New York Deli sandwich earlier on, from the reduced section (no pounds and fucking seventy nine pence!) for my lunch tomorrow.
Except I know itās in the fridge. And I canāt stop thinking about it sitting there, just waiting to be eatenā¦
if itās anything like our co-op, stuff that makes it to the reduced fridge is already festering
Date doesnāt actually run out till tomorrow. Ours is great.
Mmmm pastramiā¦
eat it, Eat it, Eat it, Eat it, EAT IT, EAT IT !
You know you want to.
Pastrami farts in bedā¦
And itās goneā¦
Claire can enjoy it too then.
Oh no !
You should have savored the sweet anticipation.
Youāll miss it tomorrow, now.
Was lovely, not festering like southern softies Co-op stuff.
Oh well, will have to have a Gents pie instead. Lifeās a Bitchā¦
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In case you get lost as a scouser.
Cheers mate.