Edited for self preservation reasons.
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Just rob the cash from the safe again & blame someone else 
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Good thinking 
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Didnât I post BBC?
Donât know. Did you ?
It seemed to have disappeared. Censorship has taken over.
Cockpunch to the twat on the London Sewer project
2 programmes in to a very good documentary on the new ÂŁ5 billion sewer project last night, they encountered an issue with cement quality.
âWe have a problemâ said one of the guys to the Senior Engineer
âNo we donâtâ he replied âWe have a solution opportunityâ
I thought that was quite funny!
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me too - until my new boss used it a meetingâŚ
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No it was the sort of âfunnyâ that corporate arse crawlers go in for, the same people who post on the company intranet âbig thanks to Sally in accounts for going the extra mile and really living our valuesâ
Twat is too good a word for the cunt
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My former manager was one of those. He was invited to leave.
Plenty of those where I work, to be fair I love that shit as a itâs quick pointer of who to avoid
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incredible programme though , some very big challenges . poor woman who had to sell up because of all the noise
I hate these propaganda bollocks programmes, shame on the producers. Ooh letâs show the human side and difficulties faced by enigmatic individuals. Really, what about the way BTL were given a licence to bully and intimidate people affected by the construction of the west to east shit expressway.
Bloody pushbikists and pushbike events can have one.
I was supposed to be heading up to London village on Sunday to collect some scrumptious big speakers I definitely do not need, but something called the Prudential 100 is happening in the area.
Consequently loads of roads are closed smack bang where I need to be, and the website has that lovely âWeâre doing lots of lovely bicycling and if youâre in a car we hate you so just bugger offâ tone about it, so I wonât be collecting them until some time next week now.
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On Sundays, and sometimes on Saturdays too, central London is routinely closed to a greater or lesser extent for grown-upsâ play activities (sport/recreation, as youâve discovered) or large-scale pointless whingeing (demonstrations) or trying to remember something (not where you left your keys). Itâs been this way for ages. If you need to get through it, well, tough. I thank my lucky stars I donât live there.
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ban all the fucking two wheeled tossers