I used to walk to primary school in the dark which was about a 3/4 mile walk when I was 8
And a 3 mile walk to secondary
Helped me to become a finely tuned athlete
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The loneliness of the long distance sleep walker
Cockpunch to John Lewis for desecrating the memory of Freddie Mercury.
Jeez you are feeling cranky today 
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You were luckyâŠ
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Indeed, no bog snorkling or canal jumping involved, halcion days.
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halcyon
Correct, youâve passed the test. 
Walk to work you lazy fucker 
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UKPower Networks can have one.
We have way too many power outages in a very small area, and they wonât replace the bad bits.
Wait for a new housing estate, last one one pays for the upgrade
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The bandits who make up the prices for orthodontic work can have a solid boot to the nads.
4, 5, 6 grand.
Get. To. Fuck.
Itâs uncomfortable, itâs not 5 grand uncomfortable.
And while Iâm here they can have another one for sending me a letter with the phrase âvarious treatment modalitiesâ in it. So that means âvarious treatmentsâ then.
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Have you thought about going to have it done somewhere like Poland?
Thailand is also a good option.
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The Dentist I went to was from Poland, complained about the oncoming British winterđ±. Too wet n greyâŠ
What, like health tourism ?
Yes but you pay for it.
Musk quote while he was high on weedâ
âI think people should be nicer to each other,â he said.
"And give⊠give more credit to others and donât assume theyâre mean until you know theyâre actually mean.
âItâs easy to demonise people, youâre usually wrong about it, people are nicer than you think.â
He needs to keep smoking it, without it he is a cunt.
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My 9 year old daughter does a 35min train, ferry, tube, bus and 1.5 mile walk, twice daily 
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Thatâs how far she gets before you catch her and drag her back to school is it 
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VB
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