Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

[Beobloke]

Nothing modern about my car - it’s 15 years old, too! Good luck with your MOT - mine passed last October but the advisories covered nearly two pages…

[Beobloke]

@Valvebloke

@Beobloke

Since when has the ability to open the boot been a bloody “convenience feature?”

Since certain tradesmen started using the rear of their vehicles as a convenience ?

VB

Good point. In addition, the fact that it wouldn’t open was a definite inconvenience…

[thebiglebowski]

@thebiglebowski

Cunting Lumin dealer can have one, phoned to order a U1 Mini on monday and get told they have it in stock so paid for it. Doesn’t arrive so I phone to chase and get told “we had actually sold out but thought we could get one from the distributor quickly but he’s not answering the phone, hopefully he’ll be available next week”

Well still not available this week but possibly some time next week.

Told them to stick the order up their arse, cunts.

[charliechan]

Quick lump to the goolies for me for paying £1.90 for a 500ml Coke from a vending machine at Ashford Station

[htm_1968]

@htm_1968

One of my oldest friends has decided to cease treatment for her cancer and has moved to palliative care in a hospice. It seems it will all be over before Xmas. She and I have been friends since I first went to Oz as a Lecturer and she was a final year PhD student. It is very troubling to lose someone so vibrant and engaged with her family, friends and career at such a young age. I will miss fighting with her over the wording of our papers very much.

Yet another CP to cancer.

My friend passed away peacefully last night. Awful news to wake up to.

[TMC]

Sorry to hear that Olan; even knowing that it’s coming cannot have done much to reduce the awfulness of it.

[MGOwner]

Truly shitty stuff to wake up to. All the best mate.

[Adpully]

Sad news - Cancer takes away so many lives far too early. Best wishes

[Kevin]

Really sad to hear Ólan. Hopefully her last days were dignified and peaceful.

[freefallrob]

Awful news. My thoughts are with you.

[crimsondonkey]

Condolences Olan.

[pmac]

Very sad news, Olan. Sincere condolences.

[Rob998]

Very sad news Ólan, I hope she didn’t suffer too much.

[octh]

Sorry to hear that Olan, condolences

[MJ2]

So sad to hear that Olan. At least she’s now at rest

[mickbald]

Sad news to wake up to. Sorry for your loss.

[charliechan]

That’s bollocks mate. Sorry to hear.

[spacehopper]

My condolences.Olan,

[thebiglebowski]

BMW satnav - updating the maps and who in this day and age only supports fucking FAT as a format, 2 hours so far to copy the map updates onto a cunting USB stick.

[thebiglebowski]

Robbie Williams is complete bellend and deserves a fucking good slapping at the best of times but this requires special levels of cockpunching.

Williams 'blasting' music to torment Page