Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

I googled “mumsnet washing machines” guess what was no 36

anyone want to start a thread on their cock dipping bedside beaker?

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:flushed:

Make it go away

Or Centre Parcs misunderstandings?

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CP to smelly man sat now opposite to me in the office. You don’t half hum.

Mirror?

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I thought he looked familiar.

Edit: Mr Miasma is now his moniker.

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Has he forgotten the words?

I thangyoo…

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Qobuz for “providing” their downloads as a tarball.

How did the nerds manage to slip that one past the BAs?

Really? I have to download some third party bullshit to unpack it on, like, y’know, the most common desktop operating system in the world?

Have a punch in the cock you pillocks.

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Although searching the MS Windows store for “tar” (yes, I know 7Zip etc. I just thought this would be easier) suggested some hot lesbian action

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so it’s not all downside.

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Sod the music,go straight for black tar road

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Cancer can have another one.

One of my brothers-in-law has just been diagnosed with Multiple Myeloma; the same thing that killed my dad,

:rage:

Very sorry to hear that Adam :disappointed:

Yes my MiL is in the last throes of life due to complications of bladder cancer.

Throes

that was the spelt chequer

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Terrible news @Beobloke. Cancer, in any of its forms, can feck off out of it.

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Sorry to hear such awful news.

Yes that’s very bad news - Commiserations

Sorry to hear that, horrid.