Sorry to hear ziggy and beobloke , they are both horrible diseases
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To the idiot moped driver that almost ran my daughter and me down on a zebra crossing on Maple St. He didnât see us because he was passing on the wrong side of a transit that had stopped to let us cross. That or the fucking phone call he was making distracted him. So glad he dropped it when I screamed cunt at him and his front wheel locked as he swerved and braked simultaneously.
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Hopefully you stomped on his phone before you shoved it up his arse.
It went sliding under the Transit hopefully to be squashed as it drove off.
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Serves him right methinks
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This bellend needs a good boot to the swingers. He denied he was driving dangerously ! 
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Jesus, I would have been delighted to have done that aged 17
Youâd need to sit in the driverâs seat to do that AdamâŚ
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That clip has been doing the rounds on Worldâs Most Stupid/Dangerous/Worst Drivers FaecesBook pages for (seemingly) forever 
Think it must have reappeared then for his court case.
If only heâd got the landing right, that would have been superb.
I think part of his punishment should be watching Dukes of Hazzard DVDs, so he gets it right next time.
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Yee-haa!
Spanish FM radio for Poms can have a thunderous knee to the nadgers. Iâve spent the morning ferrying the ladies (and a Strayan 
) around various markets, shops and supermarkets. Feckinâ Mr Blue Sky was the best thing played (and it is utter shite) in between Gammon-friendly adverts for insurance and ludicrously pro-Brexit news and commentary. I had to figure out how to get my phone to handshake with the hire car to relieve the agony.
Opel can have a size 14 to the cods for the Zafira. A truely awful car which drives like a cattle truck, which is ironic given its purpose in life. Even the in-car audio is bloated and user-unfriendly.
There are some decent Spanish radio stations. Most have to play 50/50 Spanish/English but most play better music than gammon expat stations
Turns out that more recent builds of Windows 10 (like the one on my desktop) ship with tar. So itâs just straight back to the 70s with tar xvf etc.
I know but the car is set up for gammon radio and is an arse-ache to reprogram. I am streaming from my Bandcamp collection via iPhone over Bluetooth now. âSTFU or Iâll play more GNODâ was actually used to quell restive loin fruit this evening.
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Liked for GNOD.
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