Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

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9463

But Apples and Oranges reasons.

9464

Claire, the insensitive cow…

Dunno what’s going on in my head today, but I’m just feeling very worried about stuff, nothing in particular, but just a real feeling that everything is going to shit…

We’ve had a few mates around this afternoon for a bbq and that was great, but since then I’ve really been on a downer. So I mentioned it to Claire and she said, “Ooh, I saw a programme the other day and apparently an unexplained sense of dread is a sign that you’re about to have a stroke…”

Well, thank you honey, that’s just brightened up my day no end. :rage:

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9465

I’d take that as a sign of a forthcoming good evening

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9466

I very much doubt that is in my near future.

9467

What sort of stroke…?

kenw

9468

Yeah, not that kind, unless she’s being unusually coy for the very first time in her life.

9469

If you smell toast, it’s definitely time to get the Marmite out.

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9470

Really? Wouldn’t butter be better? Marlon Brando seemed to think so anyway…:smirk:

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9471

It’s the ONLY thing Lurpak is good for.

So I’m told :zipper_mouth_face:

9472

You can’t put a better bit of bugger on your wife.

Sorry, that was Cuntry Life

9473

Certainly wasn’t what I meant when I told @Jim to shove his unsalted butter when he was trolling the HCB thread…:cold_sweat::fearful::cold_sweat:

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9474

I wish

9475

Actually feeling really, really, really down. Almost teenage level of miserableness. Beyond 1980’s Morrissey angst levels of miserable.

Fuck knows what’s going on in my head.

Might have to listen to Suffer Little Children on repeat or Lou Reed- Berlin to lighten my mood.

Shit…

9476

Sounds thoroughly shit Rob. Hang in there and whatever you do keep looking forward, hang on to something that you can enjoy.

If in doubt, switch off the music and go to bed!

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9477

Think of the Settle weekend coming up. A good drink, plenty of banter and maybe even some hi-go, well some tunes anyway.

Looking forward to seeing you.

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9478

Some sort of euphemism?

9479

Woops

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9480

Just don’t go into Primark today.:cold_face:

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9481

Thanks everyone, seems to have just been a bit of a wobble, back to not giving a shit this morning. :smiley:

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9482

That’s more like it !