Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

I hate the black dog days though I’ve learnt to deal with them by realising that they (usually) only last a day. The next day I’m back to my normal jovial cuntish self.
Glad yours has gone and SNAFU has returned :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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diet’s going well Jim !

The Times digital subscription.

I just spend 14 minutes 28 seconds on a call to them to cancel it. I had only taken it out to take advantage of the 3 months for £3 offer and to get two tickets for Legoland for £20. Bargaintastic. But it’s a whole load harder to cancel it than to sign up. The guy mentioned loads of things included in the sub, I almost feel sorry for him. I imagine he’s on a commission/penalty pay package as well.

It feels much less of a bargain now I’ve had to waste ages on the phone to them. I feel rather soiled by the whole experience, tbh.

Interestingly, a few Twitter blue checks have been complaining about the same thing. Apparently, if you cancel your DD, they send you a nice threatening letter.

Murdoch organisation in “behaves like poo” shocker.

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I think many offers are similar - You sign up with a simple click but the buried in the fifteen pageT&C’s it states that you must cancel only by phoning up a special number, often that takes several calls and lots of waiting. Cancelling by closing the DD potentially causes credit score issues. I had similar faff with ordnance survey. Now I’m reluctant to try special offers as they generally include a reoccurring annual payment.

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TFFT !

Welcome back you miserable cunt :smiley:

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Attention seeker :zipper_mouth_face:

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There is only room for one miserable cunt on here and I have tenure on that position.:+1:

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Maybe one of you could be miserable and the other a cunt.

Don’t fret over the choice, you both qualify for each category.

:wink:

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Join the queue :unamused:

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Are you on the Deludamol? I thought everyone here was a miserable cunt

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What was I thinking ? Sorry for my mistake your miserable cuntness

Quite a few states in the USA have legislation that requires companies to offer cancelation by the same means as the sign-up. So if they have a web sign up, they have to offer a web cancellation.

A huge cockpunch in the nads to cancer, as yet another friend has been taken by it last night.

Bastard.
:anguished:

:disappointed:

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Sorry to hear that, Rob. Its an utter bastard and no mistake.

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Sorry to hear this.

Cancer can never have too many such punches.

A good friend was recently diagnosed with glioblastoma multiforme, and may not see xmas. Second of my friends in just 3 years. The utter helplessness is the absolute pits.

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Sorry to hear that mate

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