I hate the black dog days though I’ve learnt to deal with them by realising that they (usually) only last a day. The next day I’m back to my normal jovial cuntish self.
Glad yours has gone and SNAFU has returned 

diet’s going well Jim !
The Times digital subscription.
I just spend 14 minutes 28 seconds on a call to them to cancel it. I had only taken it out to take advantage of the 3 months for £3 offer and to get two tickets for Legoland for £20. Bargaintastic. But it’s a whole load harder to cancel it than to sign up. The guy mentioned loads of things included in the sub, I almost feel sorry for him. I imagine he’s on a commission/penalty pay package as well.
It feels much less of a bargain now I’ve had to waste ages on the phone to them. I feel rather soiled by the whole experience, tbh.
Interestingly, a few Twitter blue checks have been complaining about the same thing. Apparently, if you cancel your DD, they send you a nice threatening letter.
Murdoch organisation in “behaves like poo” shocker.
I think many offers are similar - You sign up with a simple click but the buried in the fifteen pageT&C’s it states that you must cancel only by phoning up a special number, often that takes several calls and lots of waiting. Cancelling by closing the DD potentially causes credit score issues. I had similar faff with ordnance survey. Now I’m reluctant to try special offers as they generally include a reoccurring annual payment.
TFFT !
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There is only room for one miserable cunt on here and I have tenure on that position.
Maybe one of you could be miserable and the other a cunt.
Don’t fret over the choice, you both qualify for each category.
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There is only room for one miserable cunt
Are you on the Deludamol? I thought everyone here was a miserable cunt
What was I thinking ? Sorry for my mistake your miserable cuntness
Quite a few states in the USA have legislation that requires companies to offer cancelation by the same means as the sign-up. So if they have a web sign up, they have to offer a web cancellation.
A huge cockpunch in the nads to cancer, as yet another friend has been taken by it last night.
Bastard.


Sorry to hear that, Rob. Its an utter bastard and no mistake.
Sorry to hear this.
Cancer can never have too many such punches.
A good friend was recently diagnosed with glioblastoma multiforme, and may not see xmas. Second of my friends in just 3 years. The utter helplessness is the absolute pits.
Sorry to hear that mate
