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Big old cockpunch to the BBC News homepage for telling me the result of the snooker I haven’t watched yet!!
If it is this afternoon’s match you are after you are in for a treat, irrespective of the result.
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They are twats. I don’t go near the internet when there a sports result I don’t want ruining.
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To be fair, they are reporting the news 
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Stop fucking posting in the cockpunching thread you massive twats.
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Why?
Because there’s a perfectly good snooker thread, dipshit.
Cockpunch to cunts who make moderators’ lives a pain.
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Fuck off back to the watch thread and wallow in the shiteness of your knick-nacks.
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I’m so glad I’ve got that thread on ignore…
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It’ll make your eyes bleed and then give you an aneurysm. It could probably be used in warfare to reduce troops to drooling wrecks.
Geneva convention would probably ban it as too cruel, though.
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Hence the ignore decision 
Get your nobs out of one-another’s gobs for a minute and admit it: you fucking LOVE that thread 
- why else can you not stay out of it?
It’s fascinating, just not for the reasons you would want it to be.
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Yeah, like watching that guy’s head explode in Scanners. In. Slow. Motion.
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Hate it / Can’t stay out of it… . . . …and I’m the one in denial? 
The fuckers, presumably with a credit limit a 2x your annual income?
Can’t find a limit on it