The all-new shiny cockpunch thread

They are twats. I don’t go near the internet when there a sports result I don’t want ruining.

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To be fair, they are reporting the news :rofl::rofl:

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Stop fucking posting in the cockpunching thread you massive twats.

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Why?

Because there’s a perfectly good snooker thread, dipshit.

Cockpunch to cunts who make moderators’ lives a pain.

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lol

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Fuck off back to the watch thread and wallow in the shiteness of your knick-nacks.

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I’m so glad I’ve got that thread on ignore…

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It’ll make your eyes bleed and then give you an aneurysm. It could probably be used in warfare to reduce troops to drooling wrecks.

Geneva convention would probably ban it as too cruel, though.

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Hence the ignore decision :grinning:

Get your nobs out of one-another’s gobs for a minute and admit it: you fucking LOVE that thread :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_eyes: :heart: :heart_eyes: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: - why else can you not stay out of it?

It’s fascinating, just not for the reasons you would want it to be. :grinning:

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Yeah, like watching that guy’s head explode in Scanners. In. Slow. Motion.

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Hate it / Can’t stay out of it… . . . …and I’m the one in denial? :rofl: :joy:

Nice to see a new credit card arrive this morning

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The fuckers, presumably with a credit limit a 2x your annual income?

Can’t find a limit on it

They awarded him to be in the right and gave him his money back and I lose my fees as I wouldn’t agree to accepting it back

Travelodge

I thought you were sleeping in the luxury of an Astra?

Surely you haven’t been downgraded?