go sort your marking out yello man
Me too.
I only use synthetic shaving brushes rather than badger, because pretty much all badger hair comes from China, where badger is allegedly farmed for its meat and the fur is a byproduct. But there are videos of the conditions that they are kept in, and of how they are slaughtered, that are truly stomach turning.
It’s a shame, because there are some beautiful looking Manchurian badger brushes out there, but I just couldn’t bring myself to use one after seeing how the animals are treated.
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Lambos have twice the amount of tyres.
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I have to wait for my minions and underlings to collect the papers and deliver them to my office. Those papers won’t carry themselves you know.
Luxury!..etc etc…
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Johnny speights kids went to the same comprehensive and he had a green roller
Can’t say I remember seeing it outside the school though as it would have stuck right out
Used to dream of one of those as a lad, when I walked past the neighbours perfect front garden. She proper cared for it and trimmed it up right nice.
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I always liked the tucked away in the shed version
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Drive-by re-cockpunch for Sonos.
The CEO says “we hear you” and then basically reiterates the same position, and suggests that worse than not updating older components you’ll need to isolate them in a separate network.
Retailers sending out panicked briefings, Bluesound rubbing their hands with glee.
What a clusterfuck.
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Seems an odd way to go about retirement…
Me
For turning into a one way street in Nuneaton yesterday
Heard car beeping but though it was the radio
Luckily a car coming round the corner braked in time
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Easy done when you don’t know the area.
Yes. Shook me up for a bit
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Anyway, this archaic cunt can have one for saying it’s not rape if the woman doesn’t physically try to stop it.
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The school my wife works for can have one - she agreed to work an extra hour once a week to support a child who is having problems at home. The school are giving her that hour back in lieu, on the condition that she takes it within her working day - and she can’t leave the premises. So it’s an hour off in the staff room.
I suppose they shouild be applauded for preparing the kids for the wonderful world of modern employment practices.
That’s the power of renewable annual contracts for you.
Cunts.
My letter to the governors is proving an immensely enjoyable labour of hate.
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I still don’t quite get how this works.
Take an hour off, soldier - in that shell hole over there.
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Wibble.
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